In our continuing effort to
For years NCW has offered a one size fits all membership that includes community gatherings, pertinent writing information, and discounts for classes and the annual conference. This fall, Kerrie introduced a second level of membership for those looking for more promotion and presence. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Professional Membership.
Johnny is tied up in the broom closet right now, so I'll fill you in on what the Professional Membership is about. In addition to all the benefits you'd receive with the standard package
, you get the following:
Wait. That last one isn't right.
Johnny: Well, Rich, I've shaved my knuckle hairs for this occasion.
How did you get out of the broom closet?
Johnny: I'm a game show announcer and a professional thief.
You're not giving full body massages.
Johnny: Only to the female members.
Johnny: I cut all the fungus off of my fingernails.
Johnny: Don't make Johnny angry. You wouldn't like Johnny when he's angry.
Folks, head over to the NCW website and sign up for a Professional Membership before October 27 so we can avoid Johnny going all green and breaking stuff.
Johnny: Johnny Smash!
Hey, where's my wallet?
Johnny: Johnny run away!