By Kristin Owens
Although Facebook was founded in February 2004, I requested my account less than a year ago. Apparently, Hell froze and pigs took to the sky, since I publicly exclaimed on more than one occasion this would never occur as long as I drew unassisted breath.
So, why did I wait twelve years? I thought I had enough friends. I was wrong.
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